Unlucky Man

Haiku is a country. Haiku is separate : West and East Haiku because of civilian war. Haiku's people have a tradition (belief) . In West Haiku, if a man wears green pants he is handsome . If a woman has green tattoo she is beautiful. In East Haiku, if a man wears black pants he is handsome . If a woman has black tattoo on her forhead she is beautiful. A man lives in the West Haiku . His name is Gavin. One day , he walks through the mountains. Suddenly , he sees a girl. The girl has black tattoo on her forhead . She is beautiful and tall. Her name is Zhbyn . She is from East Haiku. Gavin likes her . But Zhbyn doesn't like him because he wears green pants... One day , Gavin thinks Zhbyn and goes to East Haiku . Gavin is very intelligent boy . He changes his clothes and wears a black pants. He finds Zhbyn and talks to her . Gavin says '' humm Excuse me ! Can I ask a question lady ? '' Zhybn says '' Yes, of course but I'm very busy please be fast '' Gavin says '' humm Ok. This is my bussiness card . Tonight I will wait for you at East Haiku Fish Restaurant'' and then Gavin walks ... Gavin is very rich but he doesn't have true love. After three hours , Gavin goes to Restaurant and waits her . Zybhn comes to restaurant after ten minutes . She suprised because there isn't any people . Gavin closed the restaurant for Zhbyn . And then ... They eat fish and meet . When finish their fish Gavin says '' Zhbyn I love you very much and I want to married with you '' Suddenly Zhbyn claps to Gavin and says '' I'm already married '' As per usual Gavin is alone . He fixates a rock his foot and jumps to the ocian...

Not Sheep :D

There is a big wonderful ship . It stops by the harbour . There are many passengers in the passenger saloon . They are very happy . Because the ship goes from İstanbul to Sydney . Also there is a married couple . They are Mr. & Mrs. Abegnails .... In the ship : Everynight they have a dinner and drink wine in the dinning room. One night, Mr. Abegnail wants to make a suprise to his wife . He buys a diamond ring .It's very very expensive. In the dinner he orders two fish and a bootle of white wine . They eat. At the end of the dinner Mr. Abegnail take out the diamond ring his pocket and show her . Mrs. Abegnail just says ' waoouw' . Suddenly a beautiful girl comes to their close. And She takes the diamond ring swiftly. She says ' Thank you my darling there was no need :) ' . Mr. & Mrs. Abegnails shock. And then she runs away out of the dinning room . She takes a boat and goes. She is a professional cheater . After an hour Mr. and Mrs. Abegnail cry their ship's cabin . Because, that day is their wedding anniversary and the diamond ring's price is 1.000.000 $

A Fluent Story

The girl walks alone her free time. She goes to a big store and she wants to buy a cell phone . She has a big black bag . She has one thousand dollars in the bag. And then she looks the cell phones . She likes a iphone . she wants to buy it .... She walks to cash register . The cashier says '' ohh ! this is nice choice'' The cashier gives to her a bill and shows the price . She looks the price. It's 600 $. She puts 600$ bill on the counter. The cashier says '' thank you lady .. have a nice day '' And then she walks out of the store . She walks around there with her big black bag . A man walks to behind of her . Suddenly ! he takes his gun and shouts '' give me your bag ! '' She afraids of him and gives the bag. The man escapes there . She calls 911 her new cell phone . The police officer drives his car fast and pulls over in front of the girl . The police officer says ''What happened lady ? '' she tells him what happened there .After three hours , the police officer calls her and says ''Lady , we found your bag. In the bag , there are licence, identity card and purse ''
She says ''Where is the money?'' the police officer says ''I'm sorry we found only your bag. There is no money inside the bag. She says''okey sir . Thanks for everything '' but she is very very unhappy for the money.

102 there is a ufo 2009 :)

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